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Cold War 316: “I Cannot Wait For You”

The CIA's master plan for the Bay of Pigs invasion was, apparently, a cakewalk. The frogmen hit the coral reef they thought was seaweed, a light shorted out and alerted the shore, the winches on the l

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Sep · 16 · 2026

Cold War 316: “I Cannot…

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01 WHAT YOU’RE GETTING INTO

History told the way it actually happened — messy, dumb, and frequently profane.

We’ve been doing history podcasting for twenty years. We literally invented the genre. We don’t do hot takes, we don’t do 10-minute summaries, we don’t do “and that’s why he was complicated.” We take a story — NATO, THE KOREAN WAR, THE RED SCARE — and we sit with it until we understand it.

That usually takes four to whatever hours. Sometimes more. We’re aware this is unhinged. You’ll come for the geopolitics and stay for the swearing.

— Ray & Cam

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316

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CIA KGB Vietnam Stalin Cuba NATO Korea Iran The Military Industrial Complex Spy Tradecraft Nuclear Weapons Communism The Marshall Plan

02 THE VAULT

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Cold War 316: “I Cannot Wait For You”

The CIA's master plan for the Bay of Pigs invasion was, apparently, a cakewalk. The frogmen hit the coral reef they thought was seaweed, a light shorted out…

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EP 315 ★ PREMIUM

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03 THE PERPETRATORS

Two guys. Twenty years. A frankly unreasonable number of footnotes.

▌ HOST FILE

RAY

EDITOR

History MA. Used to teach. Now reads CIA memoirs in his garage and yells at them. Specialises in Latin America, intelligence ops, and the bit where everyone's lying.

“If your podcast doesn't make you slightly worse at parties, you're doing it wrong.”

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CAM

MASTERMIND

Wrote a thesis on Soviet propaganda nobody has read. Owns more declassified PDFs than is probably legal. Handles the jokes, most of the swearing, and the editing nobody else wants to do.

“Every Cold War story is a love story between two intelligence agencies who hate each other.”

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