The CIA didn’t want Cuba buying weapons from Britain, so Allen Dulles quietly leaned on the British ambassador to kill the deal…. hoping Cuba would get desperate enough to buy from the Soviets instead, at which point the US could say “look, commies” and invade. Pick up the gun. Meanwhile, Gordon Gray – the man formally tasked with overthrowing Cuba – came from a family that ran R.J. Reynolds Tobacco, which is interesting given that Cuba is, you know, where tobacco comes from. And then there’s William Morgan: Ohio-born, dishonourably discharged, convicted felon, snake charmer’s husband, Cuban revolutionary, frog leg tycoon, shot by firing squad one month before the Bay of Pigs.