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FOR THE TRUE BELIEVERS
Pick your defcon.
Three tiers, identical benefits. The higher tiers exist because some of you wanted to
pay more, and we’re not in a position to argue. Pick your level of unhinged commitment.
DEFCON 1
Entry tier ★ the smart play
$5
/ MONTH
or $60 / year
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Premium-only bonus episodes
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Premium video versions on YouTube
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Ad-free Megaphone feed
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Full searchable back catalog
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Members-only weekly dispatch newsletter
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Cancel anytime, no judgement
Subscribe — $5/mo →
Or pay annually — $60/yr
★ THE DBAC OPTION ★
DEFCON 2
Don't be a cheapskate ★ patron tier
$10
/ MONTH
or $120 / year
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Premium-only bonus episodes
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Premium video versions on YouTube
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Ad-free Megaphone feed
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Full searchable back catalog
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Members-only weekly dispatch newsletter
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Cancel anytime, no judgement
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★ Plus: paying double for no extra benefits
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★ Plus: our genuine, unironic gratitude
Subscribe — $10/mo →
Or pay annually — $120/yr
DEFCON 3
Top tier ★ for the truly unhinged
$20
/ MONTH
or $240 / year
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Premium-only bonus episodes
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Premium video versions on YouTube
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Ad-free Megaphone feed
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Full searchable back catalog
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Members-only weekly dispatch newsletter
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Cancel anytime, no judgement
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★ Plus: paying quadruple for no extra benefits
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★ Plus: certification that you have lost your mind
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★ Plus: a place in our wills, probably
Subscribe — $20/mo →
Or pay annually — $240/yr