Send us a cable. We’ll probably read it.

Maybe. We can’t promise. Ray has good intentions but no system. Cam has a system, but he’s distracted by an unredacted CIA briefing from 1962.

For everything that isn’t a billing question.

Cold War trivia, episode requests, corrections, fan mail, hate mail, marriage proposals, that thing your year-9 history teacher told you about Castro that you’ve never been able to confirm. All read, most replied to, eventually.

▌ NO PR PITCHES · NO “LET’S DO A BRAND INTEGRATION” · NO.

The other places we broadcast from.

Account, billing, login — we’ve got a panel for that.

Lost your password, want to cancel, need a different card on file, can’t get the premium feed to update in Apple Podcasts — the account page handles all of it. If it doesn’t, then yes, send the cable. We’ll sort you out.

Things we won’t help with.

1. i. Your year-12 history essay.
2. ii. Your hammer-and-sickle tattoo. (We will, however, look at a photo of it.)
3. iii. Pitches for cross-promotion with your podcast. We’re full.
4. iv. Whatever the AI you’re building wants from us.
5. v. That email that fell into our spam folder in 1989. It’s not coming out.
6. vi. Settling the argument you’re having with your dad about whether Reagan or Gorbachev “won” the Cold War. (Nobody won. Both of you stop.)